Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

lurking on Yavin.

Something dark sinister

was looking for

love online when,

master Yoda said:

"Tonight, I am ..."

Edited by Conandoodle

feeling really fabulous

, but this itch

ain't gonna scratch

itself, young padawan

Take this empty

bottle of beer

give it to

a deranged Wampa...

loving senator, named

Wiggity Mack Daddy

who MCs at

that Rodian bar.

Meanwhile, Iron Man

studied the blueprints

For an amazing

star spangled lightsaber...

Too bad that

The hilt/hand guard

couldn't digitally sync