Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Boba just stared.

Because, talking carrot?

"It's Darth Carrot!"

Han heard this

and drew his

Ranch Dressing Pistol...

blasting dressing over ..

Boba's helmet and

body armour, until

Han was killed.

Chewy roared angrily

and took aim

at the carrot

and blasted it.

Meanwhile, Jim Henson

had a hand

made of Duresteal

which Yoda found

didn't quite fit

so he screamed:

Into not, you

fit, my ear".

"Deeper, must go..."

So Yoda ate

his hat. BOOM!!!!!