Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

There rules are pretty simple. You can only add 3 words. You may not post back-2-back, but you may add punctionation at any time, (Even before your first word). Mostly this is all about having fun. If you simply MUST chime in with some commentary, do it in italics or something AFTER you've posted your 3 words. I'll start us off:

Han and Chewie...

bet with Porkins

that he couldn't

Eat a whole

bantha burger. Jek

said "I can

and I will."

I am a Rebel

Edited by Space Cadet

", spoke a stranger.,...

Not a Glutton"

. He approached them

yammering about droids

who wouldn't fix

The food dispenser

. Then everyone died.

Suddenly Luke woke...

Feverish and disoriented.

He reached for

his new lightsaber

But missed and

grabbed leia's hair

, kissing her passionately.

................

Nope, I'm out. GG, WW.

What? Porkins is still alive (or was), so our little tale is clearly pre-ESB. Don't make this weird, bro.

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