Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Han was angry

at Lando's barber

for mixing up

shaving cream with

Tatooine face jelly

, which tends to

dissolve facial hair

and also turns

skin blue. Fortunately...

Twi'leks don't mind

a clean shaven

Wookie, who can

look as good

as Max Rebo

in a tuxedo.

After shaving, Han

got dressed and

first shot Greedo

as he recalled

but Obi-wan disagreed

, citing an ancient

proverb with a

reference to formidable

gizka. Suddenly, he

remembered that he