Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

. "Finally!" he blurted

, lathering his groin

"A worthy challenger

to face me

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on the dance-floor."

Slapping my knee,

a single tear

of overwhelming joy

fell from my

Battery acid glands

. The music began

(softly rocking polka),

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and memories of

Saying Trans Rights!

gave me warm

chills or similar.

To severe constipation.

Chewbacca burped mightily

whilst Big Mangoman™

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went into conniptions

. "Strong Belch, hairball."

Stupid Double Post

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China Owns Blizzard

ice cream treats

Jojo's intense realization