Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast

By SaltMaster 5000, in X-Wing

50 minutes ago, FlyingAnchors said:

Well yes, I-4 in general isn’t even a valid discussion point when deciding between I-1 or I-3. You already know I-4 is going to move after your swarm and shoot before it.

also please pop a droid with proton torps while Ta-175 is in the list and see if Dutch lives to make that second proton torp attack.

http://xwing.gateofstorms.net/2/multi/?d=AQAAAAAAAAAA&a1=IYcBAAAgAAAA&a2=IQgAAAAgAAAE&a3=IQgAAAAgAAAE&a4=IQgAAAAgAAAE&a5=IQgAAAAAAAAE&a6=IQgAAAAAAAAE&a7=IQgAAAAAAAAE

Assuming half r2/r3 shots... Dutch is more likely to get a second shot (63% chance of surviving) than dying. Highly unlikely to be a protorp though. If the rest of the Rebels pop another droid, it's even more likely (84%).

Edited by Smikies02

I find the Reddit jokes hysterical because they equally enjoy making fun of us for our saltiness at 60% of all changes that happen and inability to downvote trolls to oblivion.

Dutch + Protorps + R4 slots in fantastically with B-Wings and synergizes amazingly with Gina.

I don't even know what's real anymore

6 minutes ago, Brunas said:

I don't even know what's real anymore

Im surprised it took 1363 pages for that.

33 minutes ago, Brunas said:

I don't even know what's real anymore

You've put a heart on every post for the last three pages, haven't you?

I don't think this thread was ever real. It's also the best thread.

I dutch even vander anymore.

2 hours ago, Brunas said:

A lot, actually... Sear was probably the plurality, but definitely not the only form of droid swarm.

yeah, i know, i was one of them. And i got a lot of flack for running it 'wrong'

8 minutes ago, jagsba said:

And i got a lot of flack for running it 'wrong'

You definitely weren't. Many droid swarms are viable and strong, but Sear swarm was probably the best.

Here is a picture of Vader in Amsterdam. Or as I like to call it.

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Dutch Vader.

1 hour ago, Flurpy said:

Here is a picture of Vader in Amsterdam. Or as I like to call it.

PICTURE!

Dutch Vader.

Judging by his height and the size of the helmet that is actually Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet.

Edited by 5050Saint
Got Dark Helmet's name right this time.
2 minutes ago, 5050Saint said:

Judging by his height and the size of the helmet that is actually Rick Moranis as Darth Helmet.

I was thinking exactly this.

And it's Dark Helmet.

1 hour ago, Brunas said:

I don't even know what's real anymore

Perception my friend, perception.

That is our only reality.

...the tea is quite strong today, or least that's my perception of it.

1 hour ago, Flurpy said:

Here is a picture of Vader in Amsterdam. Or as I like to call it.

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Dutch Vader.

dutch father you mean

1 hour ago, Flurpy said:

Here is a picture of Vader in Amsterdam. Or as I like to call it.

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Dutch Vader.

The presence of Crocs in this photo renders any point invalid

I love how once in a while on this thread all the amazing serious discussion is abandoned in favor of flagrant sithposting.

EDIT: It occurred to me that this comes off as sarcastic. It's actually totally sincere. I like a good sithpost once in a while too.

Edited by ClassicalMoser
10 minutes ago, ClassicalMoser said:

I love how once in a while on this thread all the amazing serious discussion is abandoned in favor of flagrant sithposting.

Speak for yourself, all I do is ***** here.

8 minutes ago, ClassicalMoser said:

I love how once in a while on this thread all the amazing serious discussion is abandoned in favor of flagrant sithposting.

It's out of respect the namesake podcast which from what I understand is the opposite.

1 minute ago, 5050Saint said:

It's out of respect the namesake podcast which from what I understand is the opposite.

Has there ever actually been very much Krayts-related discussion on this thread anyway, though?

I can't scroll up so I can't find out...

15 minutes ago, 5050Saint said:

It's out of respect the namesake podcast which from what I understand is the opposite.

same team

38 minutes ago, ClassicalMoser said:

I can't scroll up so I can't find out...

It's the weirdest thing officer, my scroll wheel only goes down.

21 hours ago, Boom Owl said:

Why does no one use proton torps and inertial diapers on boba?

Proton Torps is because people fear the mirror, and don't want to bite into that 17- or 18-point bid. (I do use Proton Torps on Boba. Screw the bid; bids are bad for the game, and Boba-Fenn is a prime example of why.)

Inertial Dampeners because Contraband Cybernetics is both better and cheaper. (Honestly, if a player needs both Slave-I and Inertial Dampeners to compensate for their questionable moves, there's no saving them.)

Of course this thread is the sithpost one. Irony--what separates the Krayts from the rest of the podcasts--allows for some double honesty. It is honest in itself by revealing one's own true sentiments via intentionally obvious insincere representation of the counterposition. It is honest in its assessment of others by calling on their banthasith/illfounded beliefs/insincerity.

Diogenes > Plato

Also, an ace is a Pilot with 5+ confirmed aerial combat kills.

Edited by Hoarder of Garlic Bread
15 minutes ago, Hoarder of Garlic Bread said:

Diogenes > Plato

Ain't no Plato tell me to spit on the rich

6 hours ago, Brunas said:

It's the weirdest thing officer, my scroll wheel only goes down.

What you're reading now is happening now

Can't we scroll back to then?

We can't

Why?

It moved to the next page

When?

Just now

When will the next page be now?

Soon

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