Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

to sick beats

backed up onto

digital and analog

'cause you never

know, amirite? BOOM

goes the dynamite!

Rebel troopers had

entered the base

“This Disco sucks!”

yelled Lt. Blount,

Dancers panicked when

"Dancing Queen" played

as the Rebels

threw glitter everywhere

! “I love ABBA!”

bellowed Jabba enthusiastically

Bib Fortuna nodded

in agreement. "BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!"

(queue dance montage)

The panties flew

like salmon leaping

.

Everyone got lucky

dice, like Han’s.

Someone suddenly screamed

very quietly: "Yaaaaaaaaaay!"