Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Captain Rex cooed

like a pigeon.

Because his blaster

was ready for

Lunch, it shot

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a nasty glance

At Jar Jar's

black velvet portrait.

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Done terribly by

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a mon calamari

Resistance general who

has epileptic fits

. Rex rubbed ointment

on his nose

. “Ahhh that’s better!”

"General Skywalker never

had such ointments!”

"Or unguents either,"

The swelling subsided

but discolored his

nostrils and septum.

"This is embarrassing."

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"My clown costume

is on pont

but I’m sad.”