Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Take an eagle.

Any Eagle, now

That the new

shrink ray works

you could pocket

pretty much anything.

Ben pocketed the

party sized hoagie

that was shrunk

to 3.75 inches.

He forgot that

eagles don't like

Being kicked in

their beaks. Kicking

Is never nice.

Having said that,

He realized Police

are great dancers

If they're happy.

But they never

know it. So

he kicked one

shoe, into the

cop’s junk. “Ooooooooof!!”

And so began