Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Eating his iPhone

Edited by Hannes Solo

Seemed to cure

his condition cause

He loved iPhones!

"Where's the beef?"

...”not beef, Porg!”

"I'm loving it."

Ben S(w)olo said.

Deep in space...

he stood shirtless

flexing his broad

chest in front

of Rey’s picture.

He made kissy

noises while lifting

his elbows above

the dinner table

At Jabba's palace

, as one does.

When one is

travelling to Mordor

Which is often

confused with Mustafar,

Never plan to

simply walk there.