A Lancer-class Frigate.
No Space Dongs. Kids play this game, for pete's sake.
Kids are not going to make that connection. Only people (like yourself, it seems) who spend too much time listening to Jizz music.
So, seeing as you're the one objecting to it... What, does the Lancer make you feel ... inadequate?
I was going to make a joke about interracial porno, but I'll take the serious tack instead.
As a side note, kids are going to make that connection. Think back to when you were 12 and giggling with your buddies about that sort of thing. But that's beside the main point.
So, since you asked:
My objection to the Lancer is this: not only is it not dagger-form imperial ship, therefore it won't be recognized and isn't marketable such, it's clearly a terrible design that's a JOKE that somehow got past the art director. It should have been redlined out by whoever was in charge of the art department, if nothing more than the fact that it's A) not a dagger form, and thus not fitting the brand of Imperial, and B) clearly an upside-down ****. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for making an anti-fighter mini-SD hull covered in AA turrets and calling it a Lancer-class anti-fighter corvette, but hell no, not that crappy 80-s era video game model. For that matter, a bunch of those old, low-pixel designs from the video games, including that carrier that looks like a bar of soap, don't pass muster. They're bad designs, kicked out under no editorial control. You know, like the bulk of those abominations Games Workshop calls aircraft.
With the junking of the EU, they have a chance to do things over and do them over right. The Lucasfilm art department had (and has) so many better designs that never made it into the films that could see the light of day here, and they can and should use it to overwrite the crap that was put out before when there was no editorial control and no one gave a crap (hey, anybody want a Sun Crusher? No? Don't like ice cream cones?).
So there you go. You asked. It's a design issue, pure and simple. People liked the Pontiac Aztec, too, and they're welcome to drive something dumb look if they want to. However, handing us crap and saying it's great demeans all of us, because it says you're only worth being given crap work. Folks will take offense, because they'll think I'm slamming them, but I want them to have something that's cool, not a piece of crap that slipped by the editors in 1989.
Anyways, back to toy ships.