4 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

Benefits of leaving Rokugan, got to bring back cows.

It does, why we can have it AND steak.

As an avowed red meat eater I have no idea if the 'red meat ? makes you stink ' thing is true.

If so, it might explain the Unicorns lack of popularity ??

10 minutes ago, Zesu Shadaban said:

Fixed it for you.

FLEX!!

Unlike, say the Scorpion ?, at least the clothes we do wear we wear correctly ?

*ARMORED FLEX*!!??

1 hour ago, RandomJC said:

>.> such a pretty wall you have, shame if someone ran right through it...again.

We'll make the wall great again.

5 minutes ago, shineyorkboy said:

We'll make the wall great again.

The spit curl makes the whole picture ????

58 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

As an avowed red meat eater I have no idea if the 'red meat ? makes you stink ' thing is true.

If so, it might explain the Unicorns lack of popularity ??

At least we aren't forgotten about, all alone, where nobody loves or thinks about us...in the south...by a wall...

Just now, RandomJC said:

At least we aren't forgotten about, all alone, where nobody loves or thinks about us...in the south...by a wall...

If the alternative is being surrounded by double talking, paper folding, fancy pants politicians...I'd rather be standing on the Wall beating bakemono with a spiky beat stick.??

Just now, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

If the alternative is being surrounded by double talking, paper folding, fancy pants politicians...I'd rather be standing on the Wall beating bakemono with a spiky beat stick.??

I'd take that and the ability to ride free in the plains, rather than stay chained to the wall all my life to die by the claws of an oni, and my body and spirit defiled.

2 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

I'd take that and the ability to ride free in the plains, rather than stay chained to the wall all my life to die by the claws of an oni, and my body and spirit defiled.

Well...that doesn't happen to EVERYONE. Just have to remember to carry your Crab Condoms (aka jade)?

Plus....*JADE STRIKE*!!!

(Sorry couldn't resist)

I rather deal with oni than the Lion ?, Those folks can be jerks ??

1 minute ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Well...that doesn't happen to EVERYONE. Just have to remember to carry your Crab Condoms (aka jade)?

Plus....*JADE STRIKE*!!!

(Sorry couldn't resist)

I rather deal with oni than the Lion ?, Those folks can be jerks ??

One must always remember, those who roar the loudest...

Get crushed beneath our hooves.

They will know what comes when they try and trick the Unicorn.

1 minute ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Well...that doesn't happen to EVERYONE. Just have to remember to carry your Crab Condoms (aka jade)?

Plus....*JADE STRIKE*!!!

(Sorry couldn't resist)

I rather deal with oni than the Lion ?, Those folks can be jerks ??

One must always remember, those who roar the loudest...

Get crushed beneath our hooves.

They will know what comes when they try and trick the Unicorn.

Baka Unicorn.

It's not like we like you or anything.

3 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

One must always remember, those who roar the loudest...

Get crushed beneath our hooves.

They will know what comes when they try and trick the Unicorn.

It's going to be fun to watch. (Well for me anyway)????

I'd watch out for that Toturi though.

11 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

It's going to be fun to watch. (Well for me anyway)????

I'd watch out for that Toturi though.

Oh? Nothing to fear from a man who does nothing.

It is not like we face the crane who use magic arrows. <.<

2 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

Oh? Nothing to fear from a man who does nothing.

It is not like we face the crane who use magic arrows. <.<

Touché

just don't forget your other neighbors are the Scorpion ?

watch your back ?

3 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Touché

just don't forget your other neighbors are the Scorpion ?

watch your back ?

I shall take your advice to heart, as you would know your only neighbors more than I.

I am sure you prefer the shadowlands more.

Just now, RandomJC said:

I shall take your advice to heart, as you would know your only neighbors more than I.

I am sure you prefer the shadowlands more.

Don't forget our other neighbors are the Crane ?

And you wonder why the Crab are always so 'grrrr'??

6 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Don't forget our other neighbors are the Crane ?

And you wonder why the Crab are always so 'grrrr'??

I did not forget. Just the Crane aren't worth considering in any context.

2 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

I did not forget. Just the Crane aren't worth considering in any context.

ZING!!?

1 minute ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

ZING!!?

Have we finally reached an accord?

7 minutes ago, RandomJC said:

I did not forget. Just the Crane aren't worth considering in any context.

Of course you need to ignore the Crane, otherwise how would you hold on to your inferior culture?

Just now, RandomJC said:

Have we finally reached an accord?

Sure

The Lion are d-bags?

The Scorpion are tricksy?

The Crane are bloodstains waiting to happen ?

The Crab are simply awesome ???

The Unicorn are cool ?

(Except they dress and smell funny)?

59 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

I rather deal with oni than the Lion ?, Those folks can be jerks ??

Slander.

We are lovely and friendly all the time. Like any good friend, we like to share our favourite things with our friends. Our favourite things happen to include "dying in battle." You like doing that too, right?

Just now, Kitsu Seinosuke said:

Slander.

We are lovely and friendly all the time. Like any good friend, we like to share our favourite things with our friends. Our favourite things happen to include "dying in battle." You like doing that too, right?

Two words

Matsu Tsuko?

And I personally prefer 'Slaughtering the Enemy ' to 'Dying in Battle '?

But if that's what you like...go for it. I support diversity?

47 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Two words

Matsu Tsuko?

And I personally prefer 'Slaughtering the Enemy ' to 'Dying in Battle '?

But if that's what you like...go for it. I support diversity?

We don't have enemies. When we're doing something as fun as fighting, why would we do it with our enemies?

13 minutes ago, Kitsu Seinosuke said:

We don't have enemies. When we're doing something as fun as fighting, why would we do it with our enemies?

So...... the Lion ? aren't aggressive jerks they're really just generous neighbors?

.....*scratches head* okay sure ??