1 hour ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Sure

The Lion are d-bags?

The Scorpion are tricksy?

The Crane are bloodstains waiting to happen ?

The Crab are simply awesome ???

The Unicorn are cool ?

(Except they dress and smell funny)?

Well, at the very least we learned how to wear pants.

Just now, RandomJC said:

Well, at the very least we learned how to wear pants.

Yes well, we Crab often require 'less restrictive ' trousers.

It's tough being the 'big men' of Rokugan ????

2 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

It's tough being the 'big men' of Rokugan ????

Those aren't Tetsubo they're holding.

Just now, Kitsu Seinosuke said:

Those aren't Tetsubo they're holding.

They're just happy to see Oni?

8 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Yes well, we Crab often require 'less restrictive ' trousers.

It's tough being the 'big men' of Rokugan ????

They bare their taint on their third leg.

3 minutes ago, Kitsu Seinosuke said:

Those aren't Tetsubo they're holding.

2 minutes ago, Zesu Shadaban said:

They're just happy to see Oni?

???

*shrug*

It can get boring on the Wall.

?

Just now, RandomJC said:

They bare their taint on their third leg.

We aren't all Porky. ????

2 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

We aren't all Porky. ????

But you all want to be.

Just now, RandomJC said:

But you all want to be.

With that schnozz?

not likely ?

11 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

With that schnozz?

not likely ?

A sacrifice for well placed anatomy elsewhere.

22 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

???

*shrug*

It can get boring on the Wall.

?

With all the spikes on them and everything, I feel sorry for the girl-Crab.

1 minute ago, RandomJC said:

A sacrifice for well placed anatomy elsewhere.

.......and.....I'm outta likes.

That must be some sacrifice ??

I mean I can't even be sure he's wearing pants??

1 minute ago, Kitsu Seinosuke said:

With all the spikes on them and everything, I feel sorry for the girl-Crab.

????

...keeps them ready to kill stuff

8 hours ago, RandomJC said:

I did not forget. Just the Crane aren't worth considering in any context.

Motion to begin Phoenix/Unicorn peace talks on this sound and rational basis, with the Crab as mediators!

39 minutes ago, Shiba Gunichi said:

Motion to begin Phoenix/Unicorn peace talks on this sound and rational basis, with the Crab as mediators!

The motion is seconded - The Yasuki family would be honored to aid in such talks!

2 hours ago, Shiba Gunichi said:

Motion to begin Phoenix/Unicorn peace talks on this sound and rational basis, with the Crab as mediators!

Hmmm,

If there's liquor involved I third the motion.

Of course the Unicorn might have to do some name changing. May not be many Battle 'Maidens' left after that kind of party.???

It can get lonely defending the empire from certain destruction ??

On 04/08/2017 at 9:32 AM, shineyorkboy said:

We'll make the wall great again.

OMG, I almost spat my coffee.

This thread is killing me.

11 minutes ago, Mirumoto Saito said:

OMG, I almost spat my coffee.

This thread is killing me.

We aim to please ??

2 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

We aim to please ??

*like*

1 minute ago, RandomJC said:

*like*

Speaking of tainted things.

Anyone else want the Dark Moto back?

37 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Speaking of tainted things.

Anyone else want the Dark Moto back?

Everyone but the Unicorn? As it is a glaring error of "Lets ride our horses into the swamp! What could go wrong?"

1 minute ago, Mirith said:

Everyone but the Unicorn? As it is a glaring error of "Lets ride our horses into the swamp! What could go wrong?"

Yeah well,

The Unicorn are known for their resourcefulness and compassion.

No one said anything about intelligence ?

11 minutes ago, Kuni Katsuyoshi said:

Yeah well,

The Unicorn are known for their resourcefulness and compassion.

No one said anything about intelligence ?

<.< at least we know how to wear clothes.

14 minutes ago, Mirith said:

Everyone but the Unicorn? As it is a glaring error of "Lets ride our horses into the swamp! What could go wrong?"

This was always a weak point in the story. The Unicorn supposedly traveled through the Shadowlands to re-enter Rokugan, so the Moto should have known exactly what they were up against. But they apparently didn't, for some reason.

1 minute ago, AtoMaki said:

This was always a weak point in the story. The Unicorn supposedly traveled through the Shadowlands to re-enter Rokugan, so the Moto should have known exactly what they were up against. But they apparently didn't, for some reason.

Searching for logic in peoples actions, real or fictional, is often a fools errand. Hard to get exciting stories without smart (not proven) folks doing stupid stuff