Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Leading to naked

truths of unimaginable

,but disappointing power.

For example the

Jawa's are revolting

while Leia isn't.

Vader is Luke's

and Leia's son

through adoption, and

i'm so confused

about time travel

my head detonated

. It was messy.

Like a watermelon

raped by Rancor.

But that's just

acceptable only in

a role reversal.

Suddenly, a fllaming

Ewok screamed with

intense masochistic delight

He farted flames

during Brazilian wax

The waiter said

"What delightful aroma!"