Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

of Richard Gere

was on Kickstarter

featuring hammy hamster

the ill-named rabbit.

A stretch goal

was available for

multicoloured hyper pixies

if you acted

like a crossdressing

hermaphrodite transvestite space

Elf, Eldar then

spawning GW lawsuits!

The litigious partypoopers

Began throwing tantrums

and C&D orders

into the faces

Of Tau hating

metal bikini fanatics.

I am one

This angered the

Jawa nudist colony

Their spokeswoman, Snooki

Dismantled the bikinis

with a magneto

powered sonic screwdriver.