Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Gasping "great scot!"

And eating citrus.

Just like Batman.

"I am Batman",

yelled naked Robin

who had tucked

himself into the

fold of a

very large map

of middle-earth.

while furiously handling

a rubrik's cube

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

which shuffled liturgical

until canonical nerds

declared everything legendary

then spontaneously combusted.

lighting the president

's second-hand cigar.

Puffing malevolently, he

began to remember

his pet gerbil

Bo-bo whose squeaking

had finally begun

to penetrate Leia's

defenses. The game