Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

said the Sullustan.

Edited by Cununculus

Our planet's defenceless!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The end.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzz. "Come in

mission control, we

Ate fried kittens.

"Why did you ...

revive the thread?!"

Because trolling is

better than scrolling.

Writing on parchment

like a caveman,

millennia ahead ofhistime

"Cheater!!!!" shouted Mace

sales representative, spraying

'Goo of Alderaan'

"The finest incapacitant

known to man."

In japanese tentacle

Edited by DariusAPB

and lavender fragrance.

Zombie Han Solo

changed the topic

with a grunting

pig. Later that

Evening, Lando pimped