Posted at 2015-11-04 11:45:44+00:00

were distinctly unimpressed

Posted at 2015-11-04 13:24:16+00:00

country music fans.

Posted at 2015-11-04 15:11:28+00:00

Christmas was approaching

Posted at 2015-11-04 15:13:23+00:00

from the north

Posted at 2015-11-04 15:14:30+00:00

prompting mass emigration

Posted at 2015-11-04 15:57:54+00:00

into the south

Posted at 2015-11-04 17:09:19+00:00

western area of

Posted at 2015-11-04 17:35:14+00:00

sunny planet Majorca.

Posted at 2015-11-04 18:31:24+00:00

Everyone began singing, "

Posted at 2015-11-04 19:09:49+00:00

silent [jedi] knight."

Posted at 2015-11-04 19:23:33+00:00

Everyone except Hodor.

Posted at 2015-11-04 19:57:45+00:00

Hodor no likey.

Posted at 2015-11-04 23:48:52+00:00

"Hodor!" cried the

Posted at 2015-11-05 09:57:00+00:00

happy half-giant

Posted at 2015-11-05 11:12:34+00:00

, lacking the faculties

Posted at 2015-11-05 12:21:22+00:00

support in his

Posted at 2015-11-05 12:33:39+00:00

bid for the

Posted at 2015-11-05 13:19:45+00:00

highest unwavering note

Posted at 2015-11-05 20:53:09+00:00

:"Let it GOOO!"

Posted at 2015-11-06 14:36:44+00:00

Much rejoicing ensued.

Posted at 2015-11-06 19:58:26+00:00

and ice-dancing!

Posted at 2015-11-06 20:35:51+00:00

There once was

Posted at 2015-11-06 20:36:49+00:00

an Ice-Queen

Posted at 2015-11-06 20:48:00+00:00

called Kim Kardashian (don't hate me).

Posted at 2015-11-06 23:07:24+00:00

"That doesn't rhyme!",