Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

To Big Helmet's

shrivelled Jawa testicles.

Like fuzzy dice.

That got dark.

Too dark. Yet

actually quite tasty.

And soon it

became abundantly clear

that no one

likes "desert raisins"

or "Hoth candy"

(which is Wampa

trichobezoar). "Mmmmm tasty

stuffed with Ewok

hospitality and kindness.

Meanwhile, in a

galaxy, far, far

binks... er... away...

Way away , away

Edited by Space Cadet

errr... Sail away?

sang Enya. Then

iron maiden's Eddie

Money, (Yup, he's...

still alive) was

about to expire