To Big Helmet's
Three Word Story
shrivelled Jawa testicles.
Like fuzzy dice.
That got dark.
Too dark. Yet
actually quite tasty.
And soon it
became abundantly clear
that no one
likes "desert raisins"
or "Hoth candy"
(which is Wampa
trichobezoar). "Mmmmm tasty
stuffed with Ewok
hospitality and kindness.
Meanwhile, in a
galaxy, far, far
binks... er... away...
Way away , away
Edited by Space Cadeterrr... Sail away?
sang Enya. Then
iron maiden's Eddie
Money, (Yup, he's...
still alive) was
about to expire