of the Rancor.

The rancor survived

but suffered serious

loss of pride

after upchucking on

duct taped Ewoks

, 100! of them.

while stormtroopers laughed

and juggled thermal

detonators. C3P0 fainted

but the Stormtroopers

swallowed lightsabres to

represent their 1337ness

, most died however,

as their armor

fell off, exposing

their lack of

skin. "Skeletons!!!! " shrieked

No one, ever.

"Skeletons?" asked one

rancor to another.

"No meat!", replied

very hungry vegetarian

caveman. "Only Carrots"

. Rabbits everywhere rejoiced!