"that's four words!"
Three Word Story
Exclaimed the amphibian
going hopping mad
"I'm a LIZARD!"
Shouted the badger
flapping his flippers
to the tune
Ace of Spades
while Kharn charged
His vintage iPod
Hit R² D² with
a solid gold
egg", suggested C3PO.
Back on Dantoinne
conga lines formed
of dancing Dantari.
Dancing with enthousiasm
and hard liquor
To Rebecca Black's
Steel Drum Band!
Featuring Ewok Rap!
Ironically, when the
kitten was eaten
a fur-ball choked
up the throat