Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

"that's four words!"

Exclaimed the amphibian

going hopping mad

"I'm a LIZARD!"

Shouted the badger

flapping his flippers

to the tune

Ace of Spades

while Kharn charged

His vintage iPod

Hit R² D² with

a solid gold

egg", suggested C3PO.

Back on Dantoinne

conga lines formed

of dancing Dantari.

Dancing with enthousiasm

and hard liquor

To Rebecca Black's

Steel Drum Band!

Featuring Ewok Rap!

Ironically, when the

kitten was eaten

a fur-ball choked

up the throat