Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

If he can't

do yo momma

proud, who can?

Edited by DanDoulogos

Luke was proud

of his miniscule

anti-midichlorian count, he

felt understandably inadequate

as Fleet Commander

He polished his

gold medal from

womp rat shooting

, and utterly enjoyed

the praise from

his twin sister

Landetta. On Tatoinne

the Suns rose

, as did cholesterol

after feasting on

Gungan eggs from

MacDonald's new menu

they weren't lovin'it

But Fresh Gungan

beats, sound best

in a vacuum.

Jar Jar Binks roasted