Posted at 2015-09-11 15:18:44+00:00

- having no pills,

Posted at 2015-09-11 16:15:17+00:00

he pushed the

Posted at 2015-09-11 17:55:30+00:00

Stardrive activation button

Posted at 2015-09-11 20:13:41+00:00

the lights whizzed

Posted at 2015-09-11 20:22:59+00:00

so did Chewbacca

Posted at 2015-09-12 02:03:47+00:00

big hair dryer

Posted at 2015-09-13 13:36:59+00:00

exploded from overuse

Posted at 2015-09-13 15:33:42+00:00

. Meanwhile the Millenium

Posted at 2015-09-13 17:50:27+00:00

bug was swatted

Posted at 2015-09-13 19:40:33+00:00

by the IT

Posted at 2015-09-14 14:15:29+00:00

department and Dilbert.

Posted at 2015-09-14 17:51:43+00:00

Their solution was

Posted at 2015-09-14 18:03:22+00:00

shutting down windows

Posted at 2015-09-14 18:15:40+00:00

using Ion cannons

Posted at 2015-09-14 18:21:22+00:00

to start linux

Posted at 2015-09-14 19:04:35+00:00

. "grep for Sith"

Posted at 2015-09-14 19:10:36+00:00

high on glitterstim

Posted at 2015-09-14 19:11:55+00:00

[deleted double post]

Edited September 14, 2015 by Trevor Goodchild

Posted at 2015-09-15 13:42:36+00:00

"Something feels... missing"

Posted at 2015-09-15 13:43:48+00:00

"Where's my foot?"

Posted at 2015-09-15 14:32:20+00:00

"Where's my MountainDew?"

Posted at 2015-09-15 15:05:23+00:00

The Ebon Hawk

Posted at 2015-09-15 17:22:04+00:00

fled weird postings

Posted at 2015-09-15 18:27:29+00:00

and incoherent babblers,

Posted at 2015-09-15 19:59:33+00:00

leaving the scene.