Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

"Broken", "over-costed", "PWT-spam",

"Turrets. Turrets everywhere!"

I need new

Edited by shotbyscott

droid. C3PO doesn't

speak Esperanto or

do windows. Yet

what a mess,

I couldn't find

the storyline anymore!

Disney rewriting again

, Han Solo drew

last, shot first!

"You're fast!" exclaimed

an observant nerfherder

as Greedo crumpled

Han's Valentine's card

, swallowing bitter rejection,

while pulling out

a mars bar

while Han´s wife

Chewbacca Leia, was

"shaving the Wookiee"

for Han's pleasure.

Chewbacca was unimpressed.

and completely depilated.