indignant shaved Wookiee
Edited by FTS GeckoThree Word Story
tearing off arms
, legs and heads
of many, many
hated, arrogant Bothans.
Mon Mothma wept
tears of joy
as laser fire
stitched across the
her butt cheeks
. Sexual domination games
by master Yoda
. Yoda's safe word
was "Jub Jub".
But Yoda couldn't
get the sequence
right and was
embarrassed on account
of receiving a
of his misadventures.
Alderaan destroys Deathstar
: dyslexic headline reads.
Fighters Snub mission
, was the title
of Zalbaar's autobiography.