Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

indignant shaved Wookiee

Edited by FTS Gecko

tearing off arms

, legs and heads

of many, many

hated, arrogant Bothans.

Mon Mothma wept

tears of joy

as laser fire

stitched across the

her butt cheeks

. Sexual domination games

by master Yoda

. Yoda's safe word

was "Jub Jub".

But Yoda couldn't

get the sequence

right and was

embarrassed on account

of receiving a

of his misadventures.

Alderaan destroys Deathstar

: dyslexic headline reads.

Fighters Snub mission

, was the title

of Zalbaar's autobiography.