Posted at 2015-08-10 16:53:24+00:00

Its too late

Posted at 2015-08-10 17:32:53+00:00

!, "No Nathaniel, no"

Posted at 2015-08-10 17:47:08+00:00

No wait! Yes

Posted at 2015-08-10 17:55:13+00:00

, so taking aim,

Posted at 2015-08-10 20:35:27+00:00

he let rip

Posted at 2015-08-11 12:08:06+00:00

his blaster rifle

Posted at 2015-08-11 12:27:14+00:00

Held wrong way

Posted at 2015-08-11 12:52:13+00:00

Han shot himself

Posted at 2015-08-11 13:08:13+00:00

in the wanger

Posted at 2015-08-11 13:08:30+00:00

sorry, the hangar

Posted at 2015-08-11 13:15:29+00:00

. Luke guffawed, "Why

Posted at 2015-08-11 15:09:57+00:00

the wanger hanger?"

Posted at 2015-08-11 18:59:39+00:00

Han replied, "Ouch!"

Posted at 2015-08-11 20:25:06+00:00

Then C3PO calculated

Posted at 2015-08-11 20:39:23+00:00

that the odds

Posted at 2015-08-11 20:55:10+00:00

3720 to 1

Posted at 2015-08-13 13:17:19+00:00

, were too slim.

Posted at 2015-08-13 13:45:07+00:00

Unlike Wicket's waistline

Posted at 2015-08-13 14:21:38+00:00

that grew bigger

Posted at 2015-08-13 14:55:35+00:00

after roasting Han

Posted at 2015-08-13 15:27:08+00:00

(i.e. celebrity roasting)

Posted at 2015-08-13 20:33:45+00:00

about his hairy

Posted at 2015-08-13 21:45:53+00:00

giant wookie friend

Posted at 2015-08-13 23:07:29+00:00

with the massive

Posted at 2015-08-14 06:47:14+00:00

bottle of Stargin