Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Bacon. Just.........

........bacon.

t-t-t-That's all folks!

Stuttered the Gamorrean

While Darth Marvin

was disappointed by

A.C.M.E.'s latest delivery:

Edited by Robin Graves

the illudium Q-36

Galvanized Bacon Slicer

. The problem was

that all bacon

comes ready sliced

from Russia. Winter

tires are awesome.

Even in summer.

The Tenth Doctor...

Edited by Crabbok

used a speederbike

to pick up

immoral women. They

all had tuberculosis.

and very large

tumors on their

unmentionables. Fortunatly doctor

Suess wrote a

Limerick that went:

There once was