Meanwhile Wedge's X-Wing
Three Word Story
was getting pimped
and had 10,000
power levels more
than your average
Volkswagon Golf. He
Then decided to
study that new
car smell and
suck free Scyk.
Wedge's pimped X-
wing MkII engines
smelled like bacon
with maple syrup,
cooked with thermite.
Making everyone around
hungry for bacon!
(including Kermit d'Frog)
"Somewhere over the
rainbow, way up
high. And the
land that I
ate bacon in
a porcine lullaby.
Sleep little pig,