Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Meanwhile Wedge's X-Wing

was getting pimped

and had 10,000

power levels more

than your average

Volkswagon Golf. He

Then decided to

study that new

car smell and

suck free Scyk.

Wedge's pimped X-

wing MkII engines

smelled like bacon

with maple syrup,

cooked with thermite.

Making everyone around

hungry for bacon!

(including Kermit d'Frog)

"Somewhere over the

rainbow, way up

high. And the

land that I

ate bacon in

a porcine lullaby.

Sleep little pig,