Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

remarkably virile ewok

whose bola skills

failed yet again.

The surviving AT-ST

tripped over some

carelessly placed droids

and imploded. Jar-Jar

said: "Me sa

dead", after the

carelesly placed droids

full of explosives,

sat on him.

A news reporter

from INN, the

I diopathic N arcotic N ews

bellowed "Hazzah!" for

no apparent reason.

Other "Hazzahs!" erupted

from a muskrat,

An octopus, and

a giant partridge

family backup band.

Playing Stones' covers

on vintage telecasters

bought on Carida