Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

MkI hunting rifle

Edited by Cununculus

shaped duck. Shazam!

Captain Marvel appeared!

He immediately announced

"Batman hates Superman!"

"Superman hates Batman!"

Retorted the indignant

dastadly duck dogers

. Twiki wrestled with

his robotic conscience

and gave up!

On distant Coruscant

X-wing wikia pages

were in turmoil

with spammed nonsense

generators flooding the

overheated thermo-nuclear

with chunky salsa

flavoured Bantha eyeballs.

"Mmmm, delicious!", exclaimed

Goku, as he

grabbed Frieza's balls.

giving them to

Vegeta. He summoned

an ancient yet