Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

ring of invisability.

The boatman slowly

☠ hoisted the flag

"Scum and Villany",

Screaming "Arg, curse ..

ye me hearties

of Lazy town!

Thar' be no

glitterstim to be

black sun-baking soldiers

. Wait what? said

a homeless Aldaraanian.

Who survived because

she was sleeping

in Tarkin's bedroom

with a stuffed

Princess Leia doll Ü

Tarkin came in

without noticing the

blaster rifle raising

its dark muzzle

Edited by DanDoulogos

and taking aim

in the hands

of the nefarious

Han Solo, shot