Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

metal bikini, pouted

about unfulfilled expectations.

"A little short

Xenomorph clung to

C3PO's head, plucking

his eyebrows and

epilating its own

acid, that melted

his evade ability

and soiled his

renown linguists talents.

", interrupted the thesaurus

wielding grammar monger.

´What happened here?!´,

said Mace Windu.

Holding his purple

spangled disco jacket

, wearing a matching

leather studded codpiece,

adorned with diamantes

where the balls

bounce and swing

. Those Swarovski balls

Were very classy

, not as classy