Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

"The witless chef".

After these meals,

Gordon Ramsay appeared,

"F@#$ing b@#% $@%#"

He shouted at

the apprentice ugnaughts

Shaming them into

feezing Han Solo

for an epergne.

Made for Jabba.

The ugnaught cooks

,fleeing in shame,

stopped suddenly to ..

address the matter

of bacon breakfast!

Porkins was offended.

by the aroma

of his namesake.

"I can hold

48 large green

Fried chicken buckets.

Edited by AdmiralThrawn

in my beard!"

, Porkins said. Meanwhile,

a pretty lady

in a gold