"The witless chef".
Three Word Story
After these meals,
Gordon Ramsay appeared,
"F@#$ing b@#% $@%#"
He shouted at
the apprentice ugnaughts
Shaming them into
feezing Han Solo
for an epergne.
Made for Jabba.
The ugnaught cooks
,fleeing in shame,
stopped suddenly to ..
address the matter
of bacon breakfast!
Porkins was offended.
by the aroma
of his namesake.
"I can hold
48 large green
Fried chicken buckets.
Edited by AdmiralThrawnin my beard!"
, Porkins said. Meanwhile,
a pretty lady
in a gold