Posted at 2015-06-10 20:08:57+00:00

to equal the

Posted at 2015-06-10 22:39:44+00:00

Kessel Run. He

Posted at 2015-06-10 23:09:05+00:00

pulled out his

Posted at 2015-06-10 23:23:30+00:00

slide rule to

Posted at 2015-06-11 03:55:18+00:00

determine the trajectory

Posted at 2015-06-11 09:34:20+00:00

using Calculation + Focus

Posted at 2015-06-11 10:03:20+00:00

of his proton

Posted at 2015-06-11 11:32:26+00:00

energy pills. He

Posted at 2015-06-11 12:11:02+00:00

switched all power

Posted at 2015-06-11 13:27:59+00:00

to the forward

Posted at 2015-06-11 14:24:35+00:00

Magnetised Electro Neurino

Posted at 2015-06-11 14:48:45+00:00

, then prayed as

Posted at 2015-06-11 17:14:47+00:00

a giant tentacled

Posted at 2015-06-11 20:58:01+00:00

garbage monster sprang

Posted at 2015-06-11 23:05:42+00:00

from the asteroid

Posted at 2015-06-12 11:03:46+00:00

and inserted his

Posted at 2015-06-12 12:35:36+00:00

witty banter into

Posted at 2015-06-12 23:11:19+00:00

the Emperor's monologue.

Posted at 2015-06-12 23:12:45+00:00

The calculation failed.

Posted at 2015-06-13 06:23:19+00:00

His mum called

Posted at 2015-06-13 09:28:05+00:00

"Soup's on, everybody!"

Posted at 2015-06-13 09:51:33+00:00

The extensive mess

Posted at 2015-06-13 10:24:24+00:00

was hardly edible.

Posted at 2015-06-13 17:30:11+00:00

But he still

Posted at 2015-06-13 22:40:57+00:00

earned the moniker