Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

screamed a gecko.

"Ha ha", laughed

a jawa. The

violent diarrhea subsiding,

the desparate gecko

denied he knew

it was safe.

He grabbed a ...

n Ambrostine bottle

And gave it

Grand Moff Tarkin

's seal of approval.

, "Fortified with Goodness!".

He then drank

all of it

and smiled...before

keeling over backwards

and landing in

a puddle of

Jabba's saliva. The

Kowakian monkey-lizard

suddenly became intelligent

and started calculating

how many bantha

horns were needed