Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

imitated Obi-Wan Kenobi

By dying. But,

Edited by Conandoodle

but lived again

before expiring forever.

Suddenly, a donut

shaped shock wave

erupted from Jabba's

shock wave generator,

sending Bib Fortuna

into shock. Bib

's brain tails were

quivering like a

bowl of jelly.

A lazy Gamorrean

Sneezed so hard

that he blew

an unsuspecting Jawa

In to Jabba's

Binks' liver sandwich

with extra catsup.

The side of

the sandwich was

dripping Jawa juice's

herring flavoured honey.

"End the thread!"