Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

hunter as he

danced & twerked

like a crazy

Twi'lek slave girl.

Jabba had bought

four dozen donuts

filled with jelly,

unicorn tears, and

Bantha bile. Jabba

licked his lips

in anxious frustration,

a carbonite encased

Jar Jar Binks

finally, thankfully, died.

Max Rebo was

playing "Amazing Grace"

on a dead

dewback's ribcage. He

strummed his banjo

and yodeled ... triumphantly.

After lunch he

strapped on his

trunk protector and

"yodeled" some more!

A krayt dragon