Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

a hand grenade!"

Padme exploded gloriously.

Her entrails flew

out the window

like soggy confetti

onto an angry

Gungan freighter captain,

who shook off

and zipped up

unfortunately catching his

YV-666 freighter keys

in his flight-suit.

That's a shiny

bit stuck in

the metal zipper.

The Gungan decided

to begin a

gungan metal band.

called "Meeso Nasty".

Edited by FTS Gecko

Their hit song

"People Gonna Die"

went platinum in

10 seconds flat.

A Gonk droid

was playing a