Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

then hits a

homerun! Elsewhere evil

made a deal

, saved the stormtrooper,

kissed a gungan,

, bullseyed a wamprat,

tickled a wampa,

hugged a dianoga,

and finally, flew

flashingly into hyperspace.

A Space Slug

was redecorating when

the apocalypse hit

on Naboo. Meanwhile,

Padme touched her

chair, opening the

secret doorway to

the bidet room.

The water jet

shot up her

nose, causing her

severe brain freeze

. She yelled "Holy ..

hand grenade, that's

not water! It's ...."

Edited by Conandoodle