Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

shaved another Wookie

from head to ...

to claws, to

make a fine ..

Mandalorian wookie braid.

Bossk got word

of this nonsense,

and sharpened his

and laughed, MMMmmmawwwwhaahahahahar

That tickles, Elmo!

Bossk saw his

demise swiftly approaching

and opened a

can of WhoopAss™

on an unsuspecting

Trandoshian slaver who

was wearing his

shirt collar up.

Boba nodded approval.

Thrawn smiled knowingly.

Leia smirked flirtatiously.

Luke threw up.

Lando stroked Chewie.

Chewie punched Lando.

Edited by Cununculus

Lando looked suave.