Heaven, ****, purgatory.
Three Word Story
“What the what?!!”
said Jango quizzically.
Frodo awoke sweating
literal bullets. “Ahhhhh!!”
"I was dreaming
of a white
Sithmas. It was
Amazing! I got
drunk and then
Killed my girlfriend's
pet Porg!” sang
the young Nelwyn.
At the Yule
tide Life Day
everyone was sporting
New iPhones bought
on credit. Sadly,
they were fake.
The Hutts produced
these with slave
Wookies squishing Porgs
On holidays. Elsewhere
Edited by RocketDarthPorg-mush made
Ben Solo ill.