Posted at 2017-12-21 17:13:48+00:00

Twilek tail soup

Posted at 2017-12-21 17:50:05+00:00

A decade ago.

Posted at 2017-12-21 22:57:00+00:00

"Tastes like chicken,

Posted at 2017-12-22 00:42:05+00:00

“ he remembered fondly.

Posted at 2017-12-22 10:26:52+00:00

Suddenly Darth Powers

Posted at 2017-12-22 14:31:19+00:00

lost his mojo.

Posted at 2017-12-22 14:47:22+00:00

And Santa Clause

Posted at 2017-12-22 17:29:11+00:00

got mad diarrhea.

Posted at 2017-12-22 23:07:06+00:00

Space walrus milk

Posted at 2017-12-22 23:36:24+00:00

Upset his stomach,

Posted at 2017-12-23 00:06:44+00:00

his lactose intolerance

Posted at 2017-12-23 06:07:22+00:00

would not tolerate

Posted at 2017-12-23 06:14:09+00:00

Bantha ice cream

Posted at 2017-12-23 06:17:44+00:00

contains no lactose

Posted at 2017-12-23 14:00:21+00:00

. Elsewhere on Crait

Posted at 2017-12-23 14:39:59+00:00

Jango fet killed

Posted at 2017-12-23 16:17:07+00:00

himself (figuratively) trying

Posted at 2017-12-24 00:51:41+00:00

To unsubscribe from

Posted at 2017-12-24 02:09:26+00:00

an email list

Posted at 2017-12-24 16:21:15+00:00

from Jedi Afficionado.

Posted at 2017-12-24 20:20:30+00:00

Discussing lightsaber physics

Posted at 2017-12-24 21:58:54+00:00

, he scoffed “nonsense!”

Posted at 2017-12-24 22:47:11+00:00

Blasters are more

Posted at 2017-12-25 00:03:31+00:00

betterer indeedily doo!

Posted at 2017-12-25 00:14:34+00:00

I'm really lame,