Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

The Emperor looked

Like he'd had

Edited by RocketDarth

too much sun.

Everyone knew he

couldn't fake his

orange colored tan.

It was unnaturally

Blue after all

the snow fell

On Takodona where

it immediately melted.

Everyone's ice cream

Into pure oblivion

. "Rise my Apprentice!"

“...Ratings!” he whined.

"And take off.."

That hat, I

Really hate the

Star trek logo.

. “ Then he died.

Quietly, Bib Fortuna

Stole his shoes

and was slain

by a Gammoreon

who had eaten