Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

to their Aunts,

Banthas. Especially the

nonsensical garbage this

Barbara! Please leave

The cantina after

dawn.

"Stardate 50893.5

Will be arriving

later than expected.

Palpatine’s present pile

was awfully meager

, measly, miserly, and

Annoyingly dark red

. Somewhere over the

Intercom, Palpatine quoted

his favorite movie:

"Yeah Baby! Yeah"

Austin Powers Proves Joy In World | Abubilla Music

Austin Powers emerged

from primordial oooze

. A haggard old

Bagger he was

standing in front

of the Imperial

Porta potty's, with

lightsaber in hand.

He prepared to