Spent them on
Three Word Story
Bantha poodoo drinks
and Gormaanda’s favorite:
Edited by BlodVargarnaBothan blue jelly!
A good time
was had by
The bar tenders
especially Ackmena, she
let her hair
Shoot fireworks consistently
without even trying.
Meanwhile, C-3PO translated
Huttese poetry into
slurped Ewok brains
As they tried
in vain to
Understand the binary
live choices they
faced on Endor.
The forest moon
had forests (lots!).
And angry Ewoks
. Little known fact:
Ewoks need love.
From their uncles