Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Spent them on

Bantha poodoo drinks

and Gormaanda’s favorite:

Edited by BlodVargarna

Bothan blue jelly!

A good time

was had by

The bar tenders

especially Ackmena, she

let her hair

Shoot fireworks consistently

without even trying.

Meanwhile, C-3PO translated

Huttese poetry into

slurped Ewok brains

As they tried

in vain to

Understand the binary

live choices they

faced on Endor.

The forest moon

had forests (lots!).

And angry Ewoks

. Little known fact:

Ewoks need love.

From their uncles