Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

So that’s why

He's so angry

at Captain Antilles

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(that lil’ trickster)

Who took his

precious virginity (Awkward!).

And his Hulk

action figure collection.

His cruelty knew

no better satisfaction

. He always was

eating Ewok babies

, Luke encouraged him

to add mustard.

They were good

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, crispy on the

Inside, furry on

the outside and

Good with Jello.

Sometimes they still

screamed “Yub Yub!”

As he chomped.

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And so it

Began to rain

Republic credits. Everyone