Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

flavored cigarette, coughed.

"Eeesa our time-a

made of Porgs,

or banana pancakes?"

“WTF?!” thought FU-FO.

"Must terminate lifeform."

Just Dew it!!!!

Darth Jar Jar

: a dead Sith.

Was resurrected by

using a scroll

saw and wood.

His father, Geppetto

Edited by Force Majeure

wanted a gungan

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boy to call

‘Jar-Jar the dimwit’

and for kindling.

Burning, the boy

was very bright,

“meesa burning poppa!”

Geppetto nodded sagely

“Sí Jar-Jar’s a-burning-a”

"Don't be esstereotype-a!!"

Then the sky

turned grey and