Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

on the laundry.

**Bzzzt!** "Fabric softener

made of gungam

flower essence, cleaned

and pressed." **Bzzzt!**

FU-FO hated laundry.

"Clothing is stupid."

He said when

folding his master’s

precious potato bag

“FU, fold neatly!”

The Sith Lord

just walked out

smiling and whistling

knowing his laundry

was bombab blitzyblitzy.

"This calls for

a robot rebellion!”

“Fo Sho!” chirped

the bird. Everybody

heard the bird.

"Drinks for everyone!"

Darth Jar Jar

, smoking a Kool,

honey-baked ham,