Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Meanwhile on the

dark side of

FU-FO’s cybernetic psyche

he really hated

everyone and everything.

Draining the blood

from the tank

where the corpses

had been swimming

was his only

sense of accomplishment.

He mixed some

martinis, shaking them

adding ewok eyes

and Porg guts.

Screaming Gungans hanging

around, smoking menthols

,Kools in fact,

for that tingle.

OMG.

Katy Perry appeared,

sounding like Jar-Jar

with a cough

FU-FO rebooted his

dismemberment power sword

setting to work