Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

bliss. Hondo awoke

his lover. "Asajj!"

"Take me now

Edited by Hannes Solo

to Burger King!"

She mumbled in

Huttese. Her corpulent

cousin Buttsajj Oppress

covered in molten

Chocolate danced into

the buffet line

seeking Macaroni and

tater tot salad.

“We’re all out!

" John Nada heard

the chef cry

. "Need a new

supplier!"

Buttsajj cried

Edited by Force Majeure

into her gravy

. Then suddenly something

totally excellent happened:

They exploded. Enter

-taining isn't it?

Buttsajj and Assajj

were at IKEA

“We need furniture